The Greatest

Dear Tony Romo,

You are a fucking stud! It was just a month ago that I had pronounced the Cowboys dead. And now I am quite certain that playoffs are in the future for this team. I cannot tell you how much I enjoyed being at the game yesterday. We tailgated and then enjoyed your five touchdown performance. You've breathed new life into this season for the team and I am loving every minute of it. Thank you so much for this.

Your Fan,
j

* Today's title by Cat Power